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Student Union Ban on Tory Fancy Dress and other nonsense

Is it OK to go as a Labour apparatchick, then........?



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I could cut head, arm and legholes, and go as Diane Abbot.
 
Travelling by train to the Army v Navy match about 5 years ago, there were a load of matelots from Plymouth in the carriage - dressed as Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris etc. I don't remember anyone being offended.
 
My bold.. My eldest son, a Rugby playing 6 footer once got banned from his SU bar for instigating a "wet underpants" competition after a successful match. He claimed it was to give the chaps a chance of fame a bit like the female "wet T shirt" competitions the Rugby lads encouraged :)
Or did he just piss himself in the bar?
 
Or did he just piss himself in the bar?




He claimed it was in answer to the "wet T shirt" competitions the girls had and who am I to doubt him :) being a fairly well endowed lad who liked a bit of "rumpy pumpy", he thought it might get a few more birds interested in what he had to offer.
 
Travelling by train to the Army v Navy match about 5 years ago, there were a load of matelots from Plymouth in the carriage - dressed as Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris etc. I don't remember anyone being offended.
I wasn't on the train, but am obviously now offended for those on the train who were so offended that they were unable to express how offended they were, and as a result of this, are now earning 20% less than they could have been if they hadn't been offended. Please send photo's and I will ensure that those who committed the offence, by offending those who were also on the train receive suitable compensation.
 

It's very difficult being a student, what with having to deal with the politics of every country of which you don't approve, plus ensuring that the pain-free mechanical lab rats have equal rights to decide with which moon to identify, then commenting on anything of which you haven't a Scooby, but now some bastards are suggesting that study should be part of the curriculum !
What is the world coming to ?
Time so burn other people's vehicles, smash windows and do some looting.
 
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