student nurses

Discussion in 'Join the Army - Regular Soldier Recruitment' started by abs3417, Jan 27, 2010.

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  1. im about to apply to become a student nurse, been to the careers centre and he said i had to fit all the criteria. just wondering if anyone could tell me what sort of criteria there looking for as he was a bit vague?
  2. Are you a fit young female?
  3. Well, where do we start with this one? Form an orderly queue and be gentle with her lads!
  4. Could be a "him" nurse :x
  5. Hence I asked if the OP was a "fit young female" ;)
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Bugger. At my time of life I'm not that fussy!
  7. Why ask a question like that on this site ? Or has it changed to the NHS Rumour Service overnite !!!
  8. If she is a he, it could be completely different advice. That is why we need to know.

    So are you a she or a he?
  9. Alright you arrsers...move back from the post...there's nothing here for you. Go on back away, just a careers enquiry...go on back it up.

    By the way Miss, would you describe your legs as normal or "on, upside down"?

    I said "Get Back"!
  10. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Because they have Student Nurses in the Army? Not so smart now are we? Tube.
  11. Well I know what I like to see in a prospective student
    Those with upside down legs excepted.
  12. Well if a "fit young female I'm sure they'll be tolerated. Some may however expect a toll. I imagine jpegs will suffice.
  13. My advice would be don't get on any buses with several other nurses (particularly if planning to attend a party/dance/social event), you will enter some kind of time vortex meaning you will never actually arrive at your destination
  14. ohh dear shouldn't of asked that question! I'm a female but
    if I were really ugly would I get a serious answer then pleasse? n "doof" I obviously asked that question because I wana be a student nurse in the army!
  15. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I thought that that only happened if they were departing from either Rinteln or Eiserlohn.