student nurses

#1
im about to apply to become a student nurse, been to the careers centre and he said i had to fit all the criteria. just wondering if anyone could tell me what sort of criteria there looking for as he was a bit vague?
thanks
 
#3
Well, where do we start with this one? Form an orderly queue and be gentle with her lads!
 

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#6
johnboyzzz said:
StickyToffeePudding said:
Well, where do we start with this one? Form an orderly queue and be gentle with her lads!
Could be a "him" nurse :x
Bugger. At my time of life I'm not that fussy!
 
#8
If she is a he, it could be completely different advice. That is why we need to know.

So are you a she or a he?
 
#9
Alright you arrsers...move back from the post...there's nothing here for you. Go on back away, just a careers enquiry...go on back it up.


By the way Miss, would you describe your legs as normal or "on, upside down"?


I said "Get Back"!
 
#10
Doof said:
Why ask a question like that on this site ? Or has it changed to the NHS Rumour Service overnite !!!
Because they have Student Nurses in the Army? Not so smart now are we? Tube.
 
#11
abs3417 said:
if anyone could tell me what sort of criteria they're looking for
Well I know what I like to see in a prospective student nurse..........me.
Those with upside down legs excepted.
 
#12
Doof said:
Why ask a question like that on this site ? Or has it changed to the NHS Rumour Service overnite !!!
Well if a "fit young female I'm sure they'll be tolerated. Some may however expect a toll. I imagine jpegs will suffice.
 
#13
abs3417 said:
im about to apply to become a student nurse, been to the careers centre and he said i had to fit all the criteria. just wondering if anyone could tell me what sort of criteria there looking for as he was a bit vague?
thanks
My advice would be don't get on any buses with several other nurses (particularly if planning to attend a party/dance/social event), you will enter some kind of time vortex meaning you will never actually arrive at your destination
 
#14
ohh dear shouldn't of asked that question! I'm a female but
if I were really ugly would I get a serious answer then pleasse? n "doof" I obviously asked that question because I wana be a student nurse in the army!
 

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#15
rebel_with_a_cause said:
abs3417 said:
im about to apply to become a student nurse, been to the careers centre and he said i had to fit all the criteria. just wondering if anyone could tell me what sort of criteria there looking for as he was a bit vague?
thanks
My advice would be don't get on any buses with several other nurses (particularly if planning to attend a party/dance/social event), you will enter some kind of time vortex meaning you will never actually arrive at your destination
I thought that that only happened if they were departing from either Rinteln or Eiserlohn.
 
#16
Abs, we need proof that you are not really ugly....... you can send me the pics to vet if you wish...?
 
#17
Two bits of advice:

1. Go back to the AFCO and ask THE STAFF WHO ARE BEST PLACED what are the criteria.

2. In the name of all that's Holy*, please stop using txt spk.



*.........and that's 'Holy' and not 'holly' as holly is a genus of approximately 600 species of flowering plants in the family Aquifoliaceae.
 
#18
smudge5611 said:
Abs, we need proof that you are not really ugly....... you can send me the pics to vet if you wish...?
Since when has being 'ugly' ever stopped a nurse from being devilishly attractive in uniform or when wrapped around one's c0ck?
 
#19
Like it F0C, but if she sends me the pictures, I will educate her privately.

I know,I know, I'm just that generous, ;)
 
#20
Mr_Fingerz said:
rebel_with_a_cause said:
abs3417 said:
im about to apply to become a student nurse, been to the careers centre and he said i had to fit all the criteria. just wondering if anyone could tell me what sort of criteria there looking for as he was a bit vague?
thanks
My advice would be don't get on any buses with several other nurses (particularly if planning to attend a party/dance/social event), you will enter some kind of time vortex meaning you will never actually arrive at your destination
I thought that that only happened if they were departing from either Rinteln or Eiserlohn.
Munster too :x

Miss Abs, pop into my office and I will see if you are suitable :mrgreen:
 

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