Student bar.

#1
Due to a high influx of soap dodging student types invading the NAAFI a number of PMs have been recieved. The bar management have therefore elected to provide an area for them.

There is tree bark on the floor and all the windows are locked, there are tricycles, paddling pools and fuzzy felt all provided.

The bar will serve WKD and other alcopops provided you can show a pebble off the beach and a letter from your mum.

Students, please enjoy this area you can play here, free from the taunts of the bigger boys

If you are naughty you will be placed on the 'time out' step or made to stand in the naughty corner with a 30mm shell in your bottom.

Enjoy... any problems, PM the mods rather than pulling hair and writing on walls in crayon
 
#2
amazing__lobster said:
Although, can I get an NUS and an ex-squaddie discount :D :D :D
Or even a job in the holidays? Well done Bennet I lost my bet that you would be running out the grill orders to the parking bays at Golden Arches.



Following your mums pagan goats feet?

Keep on diving.......
 
#3
Bennett said:
Cheers.

Now you come to mention it, my old housemate shoved a 30mm shell up his arrse voluntarily, the fellow OTCer who it belonged to was quite displeased, as he was going to have it mounted and engraved then present it to his TA unit on leaving.
The bloke who had the shell up his hoop simply commented "I'm glad I lubed it up first" 8O
Gosh, what a wizard wheeze! You chaps really are most wonderfully wacky. :roll:
 
#5
yus... it's a students bar where no students are allowed to post, welcome to the logic of arrse.
 
#8
tigerbaby said:
yus... it's a students bar where no students are allowed to post, welcome to the logic of arrse.
fair enough rule really as ALL students should be shot & their posters & t-shirts of che guevara burnt, AS the majority of the cnuts have no idea who he was or what he did :x :x :x :x
 
#10
Whats your point Bennet?

You get a new sheet of paper everyday to crayon all over, then as if by magic, all the inane scribblings and trousers is gone next time you wake up.

1. It saves bandwidth
2. It saves grown ups reading stories about sales at Burtons and links to sites showing penis shaped vegetables.
3. It may eventually lead to you taking on board the way things are done and perhaps one day people will stop wanting to drive over you in a steam roller
 
#11
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
tigerbaby said:
yus... it's a students bar where no students are allowed to post, welcome to the logic of arrse.
fair enough rule really as ALL students should be shot & their posters & t-shirts of che guevara burnt, AS the majority of the cnuts have no idea who he was or what he did :x :x :x :x
Not all students are bad, maybe you have just met the wrong ones!!
Some of us have to work to gain the qualifications that we require in order to get our careers!!
And I think that most of us use soap!
 
#12
[/quote]Not all students are bad, maybe you have just met the wrong ones!!
Some of us have to work to gain the qualifications that we require in order to get our careers!!
And I think that most of us use soap![/quote]


That is a damned lie my dear!!!
 
#13
missy said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
tigerbaby said:
yus... it's a students bar where no students are allowed to post, welcome to the logic of arrse.
fair enough rule really as ALL students should be shot & their posters & t-shirts of che guevara burnt, AS the majority of the cnuts have no idea who he was or what he did :x :x :x :x
Not all students are bad, maybe you have just met the wrong ones!!
Some of us have to work to gain the qualifications that we require in order to get our careers!!
And I think that most of us use soap!
Fcuk off you civvy whore.
 
#14
Nout all wrong with most students, its just the select few that fcuk it all up for everyone.
 
#15
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
tigerbaby said:
yus... it's a students bar where no students are allowed to post, welcome to the logic of arrse.
fair enough rule really as ALL students should be shot & their posters & t-shirts of che guevara burnt, AS the majority of the cnuts have no idea who he was or what he did :x :x :x :x
Its coz we is like stoooooooopid n stuf u no :wink:
 
#16
natotattie said:
missy said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
tigerbaby said:
yus... it's a students bar where no students are allowed to post, welcome to the logic of arrse.
fair enough rule really as ALL students should be shot & their posters & t-shirts of che guevara burnt, AS the majority of the cnuts have no idea who he was or what he did :x :x :x :x
Not all students are bad, maybe you have just met the wrong ones!!
Some of us have to work to gain the qualifications that we require in order to get our careers!!
And I think that most of us use soap!
Fcuk off you civvy whore.
If u fcuking hate students that much, wot the fcuk u doing in a student bar!!
 
#18
Missy, the real purpose of a student bar is so that there is a place where all the students can be rounded up, baited with abuse, then the non student types can sit back and watch 'em bite. Its also a place where the more offensive people here can slag off people, especially students because, whilst being a sad fact of life, most people hate students. I do, and I was one for three years. :D
 
#19
GrumbleWeed said:
bloody soap dodging, tax evading, shandy drinking tw@s.
wtf are they doing here anyway?
Sod off back to the early learning centre.
Because we can be!
and the main reason is many of us "tax dodging, soap avoiding types" also have connections with the military and many of us are part of the TA (think of that what you will), so that answers your question!!
So that's why where are here!!
and it pisses the fcuk out of you!!
 
#20
missy said:
GrumbleWeed said:
bloody soap dodging, tax evading, shandy drinking tw@s.
wtf are they doing here anyway?
Sod off back to the early learning centre.
Because we can be!
and the main reason is many of us "tax dodging, soap avoiding types" also have connections with the military and many of us are part of the TA (think of that what you will), so that answers your question!!
So that's why where are here!!
and it pisses the fcuk out of you!!
Jeez Missy you must have the jaw muscles of a crock to bite that hard!
 

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