STUCK UP COW - Mind I would

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_bloke, Apr 3, 2012.

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  2. She's got a head like a robbers dog, but I would.
     
  3. Id corrupt the stuck up slut, force my cock right up her sweaty hoop and then make her gag reflex work covered in her poo.....
     
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  4. Not stunning but a good fisting might improve it slightly..
     
  5. ^^^^^ whilst fisting ANAL dry of course - ensure that you have the duty chav's soveriegns on, for added effect
     
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  6. I wouldn't give her a second look in the supermarket.
     
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  7. Well she's not exactly a super sexy slut...but I would.
     
  8. Yup.
     
  9. Whoever she is, she's a Moose! Who is she, by the way? And why should we be interested in her opinions of herself? Ugly fucking cow.
     
  10. Meh! Done better.
     
  11. Yup, had better and they didnt have such a high opinion of themselves.
     
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  12. Exactly. She's a dog.
     
  13. To be honest, I would. But I wouldnt boast about it or put pictures on arrse in an EODMat style.
     
  14. I would like to clarify that if she was on a plate I would like a shot. That however is not saying much.
     


  15. Well equipped for a tit fuck to be sure.
     
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