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Stuart Hall banged up

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#2
Good riddance to the pervy old bastard. I always thought he was far too smug when summarizing the football. Like he was up to something, or maybe up to the second knuckle in a small childs ricker. That'll learn him.

Still, he'll be useful at organizing the wing sports day. If he lives that long.
 
#3
Good riddance to the pervy old bastard. I always thought he was far too smug when summarizing the football. Like he was up to something, or maybe up to the second knuckle in a small childs ricker. That'll learn him.

Still, he'll be useful at organizing the wing sports day. If he lives that long.
its a cock out by chance ?
 
#15
And the almost unbelievable attempt at mitigation from his (no doubt very highly paid) barrister:

Hall's barrister Crispin Aylett, in mitigation, told the court the former broadcaster had "all of 13" victims compared to Jimmy Savile's 1,300.
What's that - less sexual assaults on children than Jimmy Savile you say? Why didn't you mention this before - obviously he should be let off with a warning.
 
#18
And the almost unbelievable attempt at mitigation from his (no doubt very highly paid) barrister:



What's that - less sexual assaults on children than Jimmy Savile you say? Why didn't you mention this before - obviously he should be let off with a warning.
Sky News were reporting live (ish) from outside the court and part of the mitigation was that he had arrhythmia, an enlarged prostate and was now suffering from depression due to the case. I did laugh.
 
#19
And the almost unbelievable attempt at mitigation from his (no doubt very highly paid) barrister:
".... in the dock today is a frightened and bewildered 83-year-old man answering for the touching - no more, no less - of all of 13, not 1,300, victims over a quarter of a century ago."

Crispin Aylett is top tier but any Brief can only work with the available material. Following a guilty plea has to try any angle but that is really pushing it!
 

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