Stuart Hall banged up

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blogg, Jun 17, 2013.

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  1. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Good riddance to the pervy old bastard. I always thought he was far too smug when summarizing the football. Like he was up to something, or maybe up to the second knuckle in a small childs ricker. That'll learn him.

    Still, he'll be useful at organizing the wing sports day. If he lives that long.
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  2. its a cock out by chance ?
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  3. There'll be a few old celebs arses going ten bob, penny.
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  4. 15 months, he could knock that out in seven months, ...
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  5. Well you should know!
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  6. Surprised Benny Hill has not been dug up ?
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  7. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    He's going down for 15 months? That's a hell of a long time for a young girl.

    Oh my coat. Many thanks.
  8. Celebrity Its A Knock One Out.
  9. Get your timing right you could be in there.
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  10. Eddy Waring might have described his crime as an 'up an' under age'.

    Clumsy, but it just works I think.

    Can I borrow your coat?

  11. In my day it was half-a-crown threepenny bit.
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  13. And the almost unbelievable attempt at mitigation from his (no doubt very highly paid) barrister:

    What's that - less sexual assaults on children than Jimmy Savile you say? Why didn't you mention this before - obviously he should be let off with a warning.
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