Stroking the Turtle

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, May 2, 2007.

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  1. lol, wrong, just wrong!!!!
     
  2. I am donning my issue grot bag and artic underwear as we speak.
     
  3. She could have jacked off a hare with the other hand and seen who came first.
     
  4. That brings a whole new meaning to "Turtles head sticking out"
     
  5. How would you word that on your C.V.
     
  6. Who would put that on their CV? (other than MDN of course)
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Anyone got that female scientists name and number? I'm in love and want to marry her.
     
  8. will this help you if you do get to meet her? Turtle stuff
     
  9. Wa,nking off ageing reptiles as a career. I know quite a few ladies with similar employment!
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Outstanding, phantom. My Batman costume has become a little too well-known on cctv. They are just the job. And may help get the turtle stroked!
     
  11. You sir are a class act and win this years riposte of the year for me, no point in anyone else even trying!