exactly. Bit like a nightmare trip to the meat counter at the supermarket - beautiful stuff on display but if you actually want to buy it to eat, they nip into the storeroom and offer you badly butchered dog and charge you 50 quid for it. That's how I remember Berlin anyway
Went to a strip club in Prague whilst on R+R from the sand pit last year. No more exciting than the ones in Germany, really, except for the fact that the Czech Police decided to carry out a suprise raid about half an hour after I got there. Had to give my passport details etc but thankfully I never heard anything more, otherwise it would have been 'interesting' back in theatre to say the least...
Ahh Mon Cherise...."Das grosses badeshau in Berlin" que the lights as the stage parts to reveal the bath.....two honeys enter looking for a couple of guys to bathe with but by the time stage has parted 20+ members of the QOH have charged forward ripping clothes off as they lunge for the soap trying to grab a handful on the way down.The tarts scream and let fly with a load of eastern european abuse and a few well placed punches as the security enter the fray and attempt to evict the semi naked squaddies......what fun
Get yourself down to the 'pubic triangle' in Edinburgh. Located at the top of the Grassmarket 3 strip joints within spitting distance of each other, Burke and Hare, Hooters (not THE Hooters) and another (name escapes me). Not meant to touch, but the laaaaaadies are not too bothered during private dances.
If any of you guys wind up in the states on the east coast may I recommend Foxy Ladys in Boston, Delilahs Den in Philadelphia, or the Black Horse lounge in New Jersey. (Black horse has some fairly nasty shows) ie: two woman with a buzzing mechanical device, if you're luck you get to run the device.
Rusty's in Edmonton. That was a location built for R&R. In one place was hotel, liquor store, wendy burger and Rusty's in the hotel basement. I still remember have breakfast in there with the rest of the rugby team when we all got (wrongly, I hasten to add) arrested for gang rape. But that's another story......
flirtz in skegness. that club made a fortune from us in two days r&r from our battle camp a couple of years ago. it was just a pity we couldnt touch but the view was just as good. there wasnt a minger in the club or was that the beer goggles affecting our eyes. as i was a free presbyterian i was only there to see what i could protest about outside as it was against my high moral standards!!!! and if you believe that you will believe anything