If there is a god, he works at Morrisonâs, on a recent CTR with Mrs Emptyeye on Sunday in said store, boredom level 5 about to take over life, an eyes right in one of the aisles, and OMFG, it cant be, it is, nahhh, yes, it really isâ¦. Condensed milk in a squeezable tube, angel food for those of us who remember it in 24hr rat packs..(and are old enough to enjoy it) I wonât go into the inane drivel that followed when I tried to explain to Mrs Emptyeye about the memories of: 1. Biscuits âard bâstards (originals) 2. Tubes of strawberry jam that used to accompany it. Anyway, I had to buy and for the pleasure of all who can remember this here it is photographed in my kitchen, sad? yes I knowâ¦..