Strictly Come Not So Sure

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by codename1157, Oct 21, 2008.

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  1. Perfectly normal, but best keep it to yourself

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  2. Fruitier than a fruit bat in a bowl of fruit

    81.5%

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    Due to a complete lack of anything else to do I have found myself being forced to watch Strictly Come Dancing on BFBS on a Saturday night. Is this:

    a. Acceptable due to the, admittedly small, chance of Rachel Stevens giving us an inadvertant flash of her clopper.

    b. Unacceptable and I should find a rentboy to wack it up my hoop and call me Mary.

    Secondly is it ok to admit to having a wafty crank over the old one off of the Kenco adverts?
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It makes you gayer than Jarrod at a gay convention.
     
  3. Seconded
     
  4. So it seems, but I'm having you first :wink:
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Now I am worried!
     
  6. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Excluding John "twinkletoes" sergeant, there s plenty of eye candy for us ladiees, Austin Healey, Andrew Castle, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     


  7. And of course don't forget Big Bad Bruce :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  8. You people need to get a grip.
     
  9. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Anytime..................

    .............just so long as its of Austin Healey

    edited to wipe drool from keyboard
     
  10. Don Warrington?
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    That's the problem. 1157 is trying to get a grip on me.

    And he hasn't even offered me a drink!!
     
  12. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Don Warrington has gone
     
  13. A drink? Fcuk me you'll be wanting me to wash next. Fussy bast*rd.
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Call me old fashioned but I do like to be wined and dined!
     
  15. Well that's you off the list then. Back to the telly on a Saturday night :cry: