Strictly Come Not So Sure

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#1
Arrsers

Due to a complete lack of anything else to do I have found myself being forced to watch Strictly Come Dancing on BFBS on a Saturday night. Is this:

a. Acceptable due to the, admittedly small, chance of Rachel Stevens giving us an inadvertant flash of her clopper.

b. Unacceptable and I should find a rentboy to wack it up my hoop and call me Mary.

Secondly is it ok to admit to having a wafty crank over the old one off of the Kenco adverts?
 

B_AND_T

LE
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#2
It makes you gayer than Jarrod at a gay convention.
 

B_AND_T

LE
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#5
Now I am worried!
 
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wevers

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#7
mwl946 said:
Excluding John "twinkletoes" sergeant, there s plenty of eye candy for us ladiees, Austin Healey, Andrew Castle, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


And of course don't forget Big Bad Bruce :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
#8
You people need to get a grip.
 
#10
codename1157 said:
Arrsers

Due to a complete lack of anything else to do I have found myself being forced to watch Strictly Come Dancing on BFBS on a Saturday night. Is this:

a. Acceptable due to the, admittedly small, chance of Rachel Stevens giving us an inadvertant flash of her clopper.

b. Unacceptable and I should find a rentboy to wack it up my hoop and call me Mary.

Secondly is it ok to admit to having a wafty crank over the old one off of the Kenco adverts?
Don Warrington?
 

B_AND_T

LE
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#11
dog_soldier said:
You people need to get a grip.
That's the problem. 1157 is trying to get a grip on me.

And he hasn't even offered me a drink!!
 
#13
B_AND_T said:
dog_soldier said:
You people need to get a grip.
That's the problem. 1157 is trying to get a grip on me.

And he hasn't even offered me a drink!!
A drink? Fcuk me you'll be wanting me to wash next. Fussy bast*rd.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Call me old fashioned but I do like to be wined and dined!
 
#16
mwl946 said:
Excluding John "twinkletoes" sergeant, there s plenty of eye candy for us ladiees, Austin Healey, Andrew Castle, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No no no mwl that's just wrong!


BTW Codename - don't fib that you have nothing better to do, just admit that you love the show!! :wink:
 
#17
B_AND_T said:
dog_soldier said:
You people need to get a grip.
That's the problem. 1157 is trying to get a grip on me.

And he hasn't even offered me a drink!!
just make sure he gives you a reacharound
 
#18
Ola Jordan :wink:

Worthwhile viewing in my opinion, but that's just me wanting to look at scantily clad fit birds.................... :D
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
codename1157 said:
B_AND_T said:
Call me old fashioned but I do like to be wined and dined!
Well that's you off the list then. Back to the telly on a Saturday night :cry:
Skint then!! :D

Don't worry its pay day in Germany Friday.
 

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