Arrsers Due to a complete lack of anything else to do I have found myself being forced to watch Strictly Come Dancing on BFBS on a Saturday night. Is this: a. Acceptable due to the, admittedly small, chance of Rachel Stevens giving us an inadvertant flash of her clopper. b. Unacceptable and I should find a rentboy to wack it up my hoop and call me Mary. Secondly is it ok to admit to having a wafty crank over the old one off of the Kenco adverts?