Strictly come dancing = SMUT

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by schoolstaffinstructor, Sep 20, 2008.

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  1. Well if that’s not w@nking TV I don't know what is, hunnys everywhere?

    its ok wife we can watch it if we "really" have to :D
     
  2. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    There s a bit of eye candy for us ladies too................
     

  3. Ladies? mwhahahahahaha
     
  4. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

  5. Tess Daley can dance with my come any day. Phwoar. Vernon bloody Kaye was talking on the radio about he bought her some PVC hotpants after seeing the Pussy Cat Dolls, and Tess was well up for it. Dirty bint, I'd shag her then let her make my tea.
     
  6. After watching the BBcs hole in the wall, i decided my tv needed burning, so will have to wait for smut dancing to cum onto iplayer
     
  7. More like strictly come thrapping. I've got a right arm like Garth.
     
  8. Yes John sergeant must have your flange dripping with excitment, :lol: however his dancing partner would get it right up the pumper :twisted:
     
  9. found some frankie vaughn the other day called........

    strictly cum drinking

    amazing

    sorry.

    edited for mong spelling.
     
  10. Personally i don't know what you lot are talking about...... :twisted:

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  11. Sorry but the BBC is now banned... if you want to do some serious snake slapping or bean flicking stick to Redtube.com
     
  12. life can be so hard.......

    literally :roll: