Strictly Come Dancing 2014 - All Your Comments Here!!!

Truxx

LE
Right then

Soldier man and boy for the better part of 4 decades but I remain a sucker for Strictly - even better with our Claudia in it.

Fell free to join me and get it off your chests!
 
Given half a chance I would be In there, just so I could rub up against their honed and buffed bodies.
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP
Not even I watch that shit.

I bet the OP watched Tumble as well. The weirdo.
 
It's just a chance for randy old geezers to ogle semi clad nice ladies, and for frustrated nice ladies to rub their thighs up and down randy old farts....... so I shall be watching 'Come Dancing'..... plenty of decorum please for Our Claudia......now...!
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The_Snail

ADC
RIP
I'd give that ginger bloke from Easties a quick spit and polish though.
 
I preferred Come Dancing before Z-list nonentities got involved. I prefer watching professionals do things than* amateurs.

Except in porn which is the exact reverse.





*I realise the correct phrasing is "I prefer X to Y" but decided in context that would give the wrong impression.
 

JoeCivvie

ADC
RIP
Right then

Soldier man and boy for the better part of 4 decades but I remain a sucker for Strictly - even better with our Claudia in it.

Fell free to join me and get it off your chests!

I'm not saying that you're ghey, but I bet you blow big spunk bubbles when you fart.

And Claudia Winklelface needs killing with hammers.
 
I'm sorry, but when anybody says 'come dancing' (no matter how it's spelt) it always brings to mind a joke from my school days.


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Because I am a heterosexual male with a social life. I have no comment!

You freak!
 
I am informed it is fcuking on tonight as well.........

Twice this week!!!!! :sad::sad::sad:
 

JAD

LE
We were told of a bus load of nurses coming to our place one Saturday evening. 'Volunteers' were required to escort them to the bop etc. Said volunteers required to form up at the guardroom, smartly turned out, at 1745hrs in full combats ready for further briefing by the Orderly Sergeant on conduct and barrack orientation type stuff. The rest, sadly was inevitable.
 

lostinapc

Old-Salt
Right then

Soldier man and boy for the better part of 4 decades but I remain a sucker for Strictly - even better with our Claudia in it.

Fell free to join me and get it off your chests!
This thread isn't going as well as you thought it would, is it?

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NEQcounter

War Hero
Come Dancing: Another valid reason for emigrating as far away from the UK as physically possible.
 
Right then

Soldier man and boy for the better part of 4 decades but I remain a sucker for Strictly - even better with our Claudia in it.

Fell free to join me and get it off your chests!

Puff.
 

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