Strictly - Another night ruined

Lots of scantily clad fit young ladies

If her indoors insists on watching it while I'm in then it's no great hardship to perv at the telly for half an hour

She gets watch her dross and I get to stare at that black bird jiggling her bits and ponder whether she'd entertain a bit of back door entertainment

It isn't my thing but a telly screen full of tits and arse isn't a world ending half hour either

Some of you ******* worry to much about shit that doesn't matter
 

Zulu_w

War Hero
Laptop and high end headphones.

Selective hearing and a dismissive watch whatever you like.

As she seems totally incapable of making any informed choice, be it viewing pleasure, dining out, dining in, which shop, what outfit without dicussion and a level of consensus that puts the UN to shame I find that she soon gets bored and buggers off to read her book so I get the control back.

Works for me.
 
Lots of scantily clad fit young ladies

If her indoors insists on watching it while I'm in then it's no great hardship to perv at the telly for half an hour

She gets watch her dross and I get to stare at that black bird jiggling her bits and ponder whether she'd entertain a bit of back door entertainment

It isn't my thing but a telly screen full of tits and arse isn't a world ending half hour either

Some of you ******* worry to much about shit that doesn't matter

Aye, and if the OP wants to be a git could thrown in the odd phrase 'That's a nice dress, if you lost some weight you could wear something like that'.

She might stop watching it with your to avoid the criticism.
 
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CharleyBourne

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I can't stand Strictly. Not so much the dancers but the whooping idiots in the studio audience. Whatever happened to polite clapping?

However I tolerate it being on as 'er indoors puts up with endless documentaries about Hitler, Aussie Gold Hunters in Alaska etc.

Give and take.
 
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That's quite some post and I can feel your anger.
If you are serious and not just looking for the usual Arrse response, my advice would be, after over 40 years of being married to the same woman, is "Give and take". My Mrs does loads of stuff I don't particularly like or enjoy but I guarantee you, there is a shit ton of stuff I do that get's right on her tits. Partnering with someone requires giving them space as long as you are given the same rights.
I can't stand Mrs Biffs favourite programmes, Chicago Hope/Fire/Police and other assorted woke bollocks. I drag out the lappy and take it out on remainers on Arrse. :cool:

ETA:
Recently, the most irritating programmes she's insisted on have been the US and UK "Masked Singer" bollocks that she's recorded.
I disappear to the spare room....I've built a flight sim cockpit in one of the spare bedrooms that she insists should be left with made up beds in case "someone" needs to stay over. Last week was the first relly we've had staying in 5 years.
This in spades,

I've been with the current Mrs SA for 20 yrs. She is a funny, loving intelligent woman who happens to love shite telly, you name it, other than soaps, she'll watch it.

Love Island, masterchef of any nationality, survivor ditto. SCD, Greys effing Anatomny, the list is endless.

They all dive me nuts. I simply put the headphones in & fire up the laptop. She's fine with that & we roll along very happily.
 
Spookily, the name of someone who never fails to get me grinding my teeth in irritation is neck and neck with this thread....

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Yep, well, my gran was the same where Max Bygraves was concerned although my grandad would smile tightly, nod, and switch off his hearing aid as he feigned indulgence. (She would also put her make-up on if Reginald Bosanquet was going to be reading the news... grandad would just roll his eyes and read the paper)
That was a one-way-street though as I recall a family caravan holiday in Wales where my grandad and uncle Ken were stood hopefully outside a cinema where Hannie Caulder was showing. My Auntie Peg (think of a grumpy and overbearing Peggy Mount) joined forces with gran as it was apparently common knowledge that Ms Welch had a shaved 'noo noo' and only a gun belt and poncho on, therefore 'no better than she should be'.

No afternoon at the flicks for grandad and uncle ken.

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M Welch had a shaved...

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That is niche
 
How did you manage all the bs in basic with all the wasted time - bulling your boots for hours, ironing your uniform til midnight etc. Then having some shouty bloke say you look like shyt and throwing your impeccable kit inspection all over the floor?

You'd be pretty good in a PoW camp, eh? Vee haff vayz off makin ju talk! Herman! Bring out ze strikly kum danzink!

30 minutes is nothing, suck it up. Although, it is easy to make a mistake in a relationship and go out with someone you have F/A in common with. The most difficult thing in life is finding someone who is worth staying with, the second most difficult thing is not fking it up. Especially when girls at work message you on FB to invite you over to their place and tell you you can shove it right up their arrse...
 
M Welch had a shaved...

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That is niche
Full Brazilian, went Commando, and did deep throat years before her biggest fan in the porn world, Ms Lovelace, demonstrated all three on the silver screen.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
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I can't stand Strictly. Not so much the dancers but the whooping idiots in the studio audience. Whatever happened to polite clapping?


you've never been to a competition then, it's nothing but pushy parents screeching 'Number 15*' trying to influence the judges.
The worst encouraged behaviour of the audience at strictly is them negatively reacting to perfectly good constructive feedback to the contestants from the Judges.

My FiL watches strictly and hates Anton Du Beke, so obviously if we were ever round there when it was on I'd be complimentary to Mr Du Beke.




*other numbers are available.
 
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Mini me Mk1 still does some lessons and Mk2 binned them a few years ago, any moment now he's going to get to the age when he realises that being surrounded by girls his own age and virtually no male competition is something he shouldn't be missing out on.

There was an SH crewman of some repute who had a performing arts degree. On receiving the predictable (and probably quite common) abuse from us for it, he simply stated that there were about a hundred people on his degree course, of which 90% were girls. Of the remaining 10 or so blokes, 8 were gay. That left him, his mate, and 90 ballerinas.

We gave him that one.
 
How did you manage all the bs in basic with all the wasted time - bulling your boots for hours, ironing your uniform til midnight etc. Then having some shouty bloke say you look like shyt and throwing your impeccable kit inspection all over the floor?

You'd be pretty good in a PoW camp, eh? Vee haff vayz off makin ju talk! Herman! Bring out ze strikly kum danzink!

30 minutes is nothing, suck it up. Although, it is easy to make a mistake in a relationship and go out with someone you have F/A in common with. The most difficult thing in life is finding someone who is worth staying with, the second most difficult thing is not fking it up. Especially when girls at work message you on FB to invite you over to their place and tell you you can shove it right up their arrse...
True, the absolutely filthiest shag-at-the-drop-of-a-hat I ever had was a very posh, privately educated bassoonist in the London Philharmonic Orchestra, she was also a Guardian reader so there was no future in it even if she hadn't given me gonorrhoea.
 
30 minutes is nothing, suck it up. Although, it is easy to make a mistake in a relationship and go out with someone you have F/A in common with. The most difficult thing in life is finding someone who is worth staying with, the second most difficult thing is not fking it up. Especially when you message girls at work on FB to invite them over to your place and they tell you to shove it right up your arrse…..again.

Edited the last sentence ever so slightly for accuracy.
 

exbluejob

LE
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Sorry for the thread derailment but who else watches TV while eating food? We don't have a TV in the kitchen/dining room because we talk to each other. TV lives in the lounge/living room (we only have one TV).
 
At least you wife doesn’t watch the shows where the wife murders the husband. Mine gets her notebook out and writes furiously… What a waste of tv time!
Mine watches all the murder/police/forensic programs. I hope she's not plotting the perfect crime! :eek:
 

Ravers

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You’re doing Strictly wrong. You’re just supposed to switch off and look at the fit wimmin in skimpy outfits.

I saw the red haired Aussie one on a boat once. Fit as.
 

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