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#1
I know it's from the News of the Screws :oops: but it made me laugh anyway:

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#2
Who on earth wrote that article?

She is a TA medic with a signals unit yet...

Their cries of passion were drowned out by ammunition exploding on the battlefield.
In Norfolk?

Is that a little known province of Iraq or Afghanistan by any chance? Where do these guys go for their weekends away?
 
#5
It wasn't long before the cheats had Kerri down to a pair of shorts and her last T-shirt.

"I lost the hand again and they were all cheering, thinking they'd get a decent glimpse of my boobs," she says.

But Kerri had swathed her body in bandages with two well-positioned field dressings underneath as extra insurance.
and nobody noticed two fuckoff great field dressings where her nipples would normally be poking through her tshirt?

aaah, she quit after some of the other girls in the TA "made nasty remarks about me".
 
#6
i've certainly been with a lot lot worse though.
 
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Goku

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#7
We need more girls like her in the TA.
Most of our bints are pig ugly and object to getting their tits out.
 
#8
It must be a hard news day at NOTW, no videos of us doing our job. I cant wait for the day I'm given NOTW journos to babysit in Iraq (or other), I will be showing them how much improved the rifle is, tw4ts.
 
#9
maybe its just me or did that dpm luk strangely town market civ copy stuff- da type da lil kids wer to fancy dress partys??

maybe it was the photo colours. she had the right belt
 
#10
The unit hse claims to have been with is in the same TAC as one of 36 sigs troops, shouldn't be too hard to find out the truth, either way her sleeves need sorting out !
 
#11
is this some kind of subversive recruitment campaign... ?

either way her sleeves need sorting out !
... are you gay? Were you focusing on her sleeves? I'm no lesbo, but I can't help but be impressed by her rack!
 

Cutaway

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#12
shrew said:
is this some kind of subversive recruitment campaign... ?

either way her sleeves need sorting out !
... are you gay? Were you focusing on her sleeves? I'm no lesbo, but I can't help but be impressed by her rack!
Just a nice safe bi-curious clamjouster with a leaning towards friendly spit braais and airtight.
 
#14
Cutaway said:
Just a nice safe bi-curious clamjouster with a leaning towards friendly spit braais and airtight.
... ahhh you've seen my webpage then.

um. Nope. I know what team I bat for, thanks. What the feck are spit braais and airtight. Sorry I don't speak 'Cnut' - can someone with a cerebrum translate please.
 

Cutaway

LE
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#15
Still in denial I see.

Look Shrew, we're all friends in the NAAFI so please feel free to ask some of the more sensible members like RT, Convoy, Do_Nut and myself if we can assist you in your quest to lose these hang-ups you have in declaring your true self to the world at large.

We quite understand that there are some here who might give you a hard time about your tribadistic tendencies, but they are perfecly normal and we as an experienced support group would encourage you to let your fantasy run wild.

We'll even bring our own cameras - can't say fairer than that eh ?
 

Ventress

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#16
shrew said:
is this some kind of subversive recruitment campaign... ?

either way her sleeves need sorting out !
... are you gay? Were you focusing on her sleeves? I'm no lesbo, but I can't help but be impressed by her rack!
Would you like to expand on this theory........................
 
#17
Cutaway said:
Look Shrew, we're all friends in the NAAFI so please feel free to ask some of the more sensible members like RT, Convoy, Do_Nut and myself if we can assist you in your quest to lose these hang-ups you have in declaring your true self to the world at large.
... erm. The men listed here serve as reasons for lesbianism rather than men I would confide in.
 
#19
Can I change my username to StabMedic2B? I feel a change of capbadge is required :D
 

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