Stressed men prefer larger women

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  1. In DT Stressed men prefer larger women
    Feck, if start fancying big girls you are stressed out. I always though it was just because they'd do anything for an extra large cheesy falafel.
  2. My poor old Dad I never knew.
  3. You're stressed because it's last orders and someones gonna get it.
  4. Its normally the stress on my ball bags that gets me going for larger birds.......Pwor!!!
  5. I'm not stressed, but I fancy larger women. Is this something I should get stressed about?
  6. If that is true I am stress free.
  7. What the hell does this make Scaley Alberto? a bulk (boom boom!) consumer of valium & seroxcet?
  8. Even when I'm stressed I prefer a thinner woman! No big units for me. I don't like a bag of bones either, but rolls of flab is grim (sober at least).
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  10. Its a fact...I am stressed to feck and I fancy Dawn French!
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  11. hope for me then no photos
  12. He will have had on his wedding night.
  13. I find Heavy drinking a good way to relieve stress. I find fat birds attractive after heavy drinking. That article is bollocks
  14. My god i must have had some realy fucking stressful times in my life!