So, you need to trap but you've got a face like a welder's workbench. Ideas: 1. Alcohol, lots of it. If they won't let you buy them a drink try again later in the evening. 2. Improve your looks - turn the light off or take her glasses off. Possibly poke her in both eyes to blur your rough edges. 3. Dazzle her with your sparkling personality - generally only works after liberal application of 1. 4. Use arrse chatup lines; some burd will always be desperate and grateful 5. Go out in Colly/shot with your dessie boots. 6. Hide in a park/graveyard at night with rope and a blunt instrument - the more they wriggle the better Any more suggestions?