Strange Silence from MDN

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Feb 2, 2005.

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  1. So.. boyo, what gives?

    back in the day at jargon when you went by the moniker "leonard " it wasall we could do to shut you up, blabbing, as you did, over Beyonce and Jennifer Anniston..and how you ' unmentionable ' both..

    Well, boy.. what gives?.. Brad Pitt has dumped poor Jenny for new trophy, Anjelina, and she's sitting at home pining away for a hunk o' hunk of burning something and you're not cashing in the kid's inheritance for a flight over to offer a shoulder to cry on?..

    I've been scanning the tabloids and the gossip websites and haven't spotted her with anything that looks remotely like you..

    my faith is being shaken in veracity of your ' memoirs '..

    anyone else feel the same?
  2. Maybe a husband or boyfriend finally caught up with him. :D
  3. Cpl, do you mean a wife or girlfriend?
  4. no he means someone MDN has had a gay marriage with or dumped on the way to Kens london city hall palace of gay loving......

  5. No, we all know he only dates gay men, he was AAC after all! :wink:
  6. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    you're obsessed with all things gay! 8O

    are you a closet carpet muncher? :p
  7. MDN is probably being held in a safe house by Phil and the other guys over at the Ultimate farcical site.

    Any news of a ransom yet? :D
  8. Doesn't matter - no fcuker will pay it! :D
  9. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    i'll pay them.... to keep the fecker! :D
  10. Fear not...... The Regimental Handsome man is still lurking.

    Bombed out at work and an urge to Weld Anya to an anvil hasn't helped.
  11. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    can we watch?
  12. What are you going to use as flux :?: :p
  13. Boy glue or skiff material, I'm sure.
  14. Hands off Angelina Mr. Pitt , she has my name tattooed on her good self.

    You can go back to Aniston.
  15. PTP (you filthy politico)

    The only chick a lobby lurker like you would be lucky to get is Ruth Kelly. :D