Strange party

#1
As some of you are aware, I am a bit of a Billy No Mates, however, I've been invited to a private party this coming Sunday. Woo Hoo.

It's fancy dress, maybe 20 women and 4 blokes, pics are of course a possibility, and the theme is Dead People.

I have scotched the idea of turning up dressed as my late wife, and wouldn't feel happy going as Hitler. I have long given up eating, and looking like a shit sandwich.

It must be obvious as to I am when I enter.

I prefer to dress smart at a party, so collar and tie is good, and I have a perfectably respectable DJ. I do not do anything involving home made clothing, and would prefer home, to a cell, post party.

So, my cunty chums, any ideas?

Ta.
 
#2
Jesus he's dead.... But as far as i know he didn't wear a DJ to the last supper.
 
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#3
Colonel Gaddaffi in his military get up. white your face a bit, put on a bit of red makeup in a dot for the gunshot wound. sorted.
 
#5
Arte doesn't drive so his taxi driver is looking forward to the idea
 
#8
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Added bonus of having to drink like a fish to be "in character".

Editted to add: that would also work with George Best or Ollie Reed, though I'm not sure how often either of those two were seen in a DJ...
 
#12
Stick half a burned out car tyre on your head, cover yourself in shit tattoos and slip into one of Jarrod's best dresses. Voila - Amy Winehouse.

Alternatively, put on 10 stone, inflate your lips to 20lb and tip up to the party in an ill-fitting bikini - Jade Goody.
 
#15
Stick half a burned out car tyre on your head, cover yourself in shit tattoos and slip into one of Jarrod's best dresses. Voila - Amy Winehouse.

Alternatively, put on 10 stone, inflate your lips to 20lb and tip up to the party in an ill-fitting bikini - Jade Goody.
I see where you are going oh skint one, however the hostess is going as the Winehose creature, and there's no time to add the amount of weight required for a Jane Goody job.
 

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#17
I have scotched the idea of turning up dressed as my late wife
Don't write that one off entirely - wedding dress c/w veil, take one of your shoes off and voila! Instant Miss Havisham.
 

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#19
Go as the undertaker That way you can spend the party measuring all the ladies, especially to ensure the lid can shut!

Undertakers are usually smartly dressede :)
 

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#20
Steve Jobs - jeans and a black turtle neck - really a snappy dresser.

How about Blair - you can tell everyone it's an aspiration!
 

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