As some of you are aware, I am a bit of a Billy No Mates, however, I've been invited to a private party this coming Sunday. Woo Hoo. It's fancy dress, maybe 20 women and 4 blokes, pics are of course a possibility, and the theme is Dead People. I have scotched the idea of turning up dressed as my late wife, and wouldn't feel happy going as Hitler. I have long given up eating, and looking like a shit sandwich. It must be obvious as to I am when I enter. I prefer to dress smart at a party, so collar and tie is good, and I have a perfectably respectable DJ. I do not do anything involving home made clothing, and would prefer home, to a cell, post party. So, my cunty chums, any ideas? Ta.