strange goings on

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BPS666, Sep 15, 2009.

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  1. Now it might be cos it's getting close to halloween, but last night I was sat in keks and best white mess shirt doing my pottery on my g1098 pottery wheel when the room went very cold. I could see my breath on the air and suddenly I could feel some cold hands on mine helping me mould the clay into a giant cock and balls. I reckon it was that cancer ridden dancing puff patrick swoozy and the fecker has come back to try and bum us. Are there any ordained arrsers who can possibly pop over and do a exohomorism for us?
  2. It might be Patrick Swayze but sounds more like Johnnie Walker .
  3. He's not even dead you thick fucker! :roll:

  4. egg on face methinks
  5. Well some fcuker called Patrick Swayze has died :twisted:

    Now then - let's discuss the thick fcuker aspect of your post :twisted:
  6. I thought it was cancer that killed him.
  7. If you are 10 it could be a thriller

  8. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  9. No one puts BPS666 in a corner!!!
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Errrmmm Have you checked Sky News/BBC News/ITV News/Channel 5 News/The radio new etc etc etc.
  11. Yes they do, her father. And she's 16. What are you, 38?
    Do one peado.
  12. When did Johnnie Walker die :lol:
  13. Johnnie Walker's dead? Thank fcuk Jack Daniel's still with us.
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Still legal though.
  15. All joking aside, I'm gutted he's dead.
    My dream of them making Point Break 2 has been shattered.
    Along with Dirty Dancing - The Incontinent Years, & Road House 2.
    I even hoped for a sequel to North & South.
    I may have to take a day off work to grieve over this sad loss. :cry: