A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful woman sitting next to him reading a book titled 'Strange But True Sexual Facts'. "Interesting?" he asks. "Yes" she replies, "for instance, did you know the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world, and a Scotsman has the thickest!". "Oh, I'm sorry" she said. "my name is Helen, whats yours?". "Tonto McTavish".