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Strange but true sexual facts

A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful woman sitting next to him reading a book titled 'Strange But True Sexual Facts'.

"Interesting?" he asks.

"Yes" she replies, "for instance, did you know the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world, and a Scotsman has the thickest!". "Oh, I'm sorry" she said. "my name is Helen, whats yours?".

"Tonto McTavish".

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