Strange but true sexual facts

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Muggle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful woman sitting next to him reading a book titled 'Strange But True Sexual Facts'.

    "Interesting?" he asks.

    "Yes" she replies, "for instance, did you know the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world, and a Scotsman has the thickest!". "Oh, I'm sorry" she said. "my name is Helen, whats yours?".

    "Tonto McTavish".