Straightforward crap jokes! - The "I'll get my coat" Collection - The Tumbleweed Files

A man walks into a restaurant-
" I'd like two chicken pissoles please"
" i'm sorry sir, that's a spelling mistake on the menu, it should be an R and not a P"
" oh! Ok, I'll have two chicken R-soles then please"
Two Aussie blokes were out shooting in the outback and came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size. The first said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second said, "There's an old gearbox over there. Let's throw it in and see how long it takes to hit bottom." So, they picked up the gearbox, carried it over to the hole, counted one-two-three, and heaved it in.

As they were standing there looking over the edge of the hole, a goat came crashing through the brush, ran up to the hole and without hesitation, jumped in head first.

While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement, they peered into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about. Just then an old farmer sauntered up. "Say, you blokes didn't happen to see my goat?"

The first bloke said, "Funny you should ask. We were just standing here a minute ago, and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped head first into this here hole!"

The old farmer said, "Nah mate, that's impossible! I had him chained to a gear box."
My favourite tune while getting busy in the bedroom is "Sweet home Alabama". My sister really likes it also.

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