Christmas is politically dangerous. One slip could see the downfall of Turkey, the breaking up of China and the overthrow of Greece.
A young nun went to inform the Mother Superior that she was pregnant.
Mother Superior was furious. She said how did this happen?
The young nun said Reverend Mother It was Father O'Malley from the catholic church up the road, and he lifted his cassock and showed me this thing which looked like a baby's arm holding a plum, and said it was Saint Peter, then he lifted my habit and pointed at my lady thing that looks like a cockerell's chin, and told me that it was the Gates of Heaven, and that Saint Peter needed to come into the gates of heaven to make me a good Christian. And I believed him..
Reverend Mother was furious.
She said the lousy rotten bastard!.. He told me it was the Archangel Gabriel's horn and I have been blowing it every Sunday for 20 years!
What do you call a bloke who hangs around at the back of a group of musicians?
How do the roadies know the drum platform is level? The drummer's drooling out both sides of his mouth.what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
How do you get a drummer away from your door?
Pay him for the Pizza
What do call a drummer in a suit?
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the car dash?
so they can use handicapped spaces