As news breaks that Prince Charles is at Balmoral with Covid19, it is revealed that Prince Andrew is at Windsor with Jessica16.
Or, " you have 9 months to live."I went to the doctor the other day. He examined me and said “I’ve got good news and bad news”
I said “What’s the bad news?”
He said “You’ve only got three weeks to live”
I said “Fück me, what’s the good news?”
He said “I’m fücking my receptionist”
At last, one I can tell my granny.A frog goes into a bank and walks up to the teller. He sees the teller’s name badge, which reads Miss Paddy Wack.
“I’d like to arrange a loan for $30,000, Miss Wack. I want to go on holiday” says the frog. The teller asks him for some details “can I get your name”, she asks.
“I’m Kermit Jagger” says the frog,“You’ve probably heard of my Dad, Mick”. The teller seems unimpressed and asks Kermit “what collateral do you have Mr Jagger, you’ll need to secure a loan of that size”
At which point, the frog pulls a little china elephant from his pocket and says “will this do?”
Miss Wack looks somewhat disdainfully at the little elephant and says she’ll need to ask the manager. So she heads upstairs to see her boss. “Boss, I’ve got this crazy frog downstairs who wants a loan. Says his name is Kermit Jagger and all he’s offering for collateral is this little china elephant“
To which the manager replies. Wait for it...
“It’s a nick nack Paddy Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone”
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