It’s my scouse nephew's birthday tomorrow. As a special surprise, I've put £10 in his grandmother's purse.
Recently, just after the Gen'l Erection, 2 sad and weary Labour types are walking toward Westminster commiserating away and spy a dog furiously licking away at his tackle.
Turns out that Schrodinger was in the passenger seat. Police officer decides to look in the boot.Werner Heisenberg is driving down the strasse, when a policeman waves him over.
"Mein Herr, were you aware of your speed?"
The policeman looks at him sternly. "I measured you at 80 kilometres per hour."
"Bugger!" says Heisenberg; "Now I'm lost".
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