Straightforward Crap Jokes! - The "I'll get me coat" Collection.

Seven dwarfs in a bath all feeling happy.

So happy got out and they all felt grumpy.
 

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The View From The Clifftops by Eileen Dover (hardback/paperback)

Fluctuations In Share Capital In The Automotive Industry by Mercedes Benz-Down (hardback/paperback)

Adventures In A Sexual Landscape by Randy B'Stard (hardback only)

Studmuffin by Ivor Biggun (Kindle edition)
 
The man suing the NHS for performing a sex change on him says the risks weren't made clear and he's been left with no libido, incontinent, and feeling numb.
Who'd have thought having your bollocks cut off and your penis split in two could cause so many problems?
 
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