Straightforward Crap Jokes! - The "I'll get me coat" Collection.

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tiredoldhorse

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Starbucks have announced that the lockdown has cost their business about £1.3bn.
That's equivalent to four hot chocolates, an americano and two sandwiches.
 

tiredoldhorse

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Father's Day has become too commercialised.
We've all forgotten the true meaning of walking from room to room, turning off lights & tutting.
 

Dwarf

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And bellowing up the stairs: "Turn that bloody row down! You call that music?"
In the music bit, alas I have become my dad. Kids don't have music they have noise.
 
No. 22 should be a Gurkha and the Americans should not call them gooks...ever. If you call 'an SAS' a ******, he will probably look at you as if you are a bit odd, then carry on with what he was doing anyway.

Well they are wånkers, by their own admission...

In my brief interactions with these chaps, their SSM gave me a task to do, and let to him know when it was done. "Where will you be Sir?" "I don't fvcking know, in the bogs having a wånk, probably".

Ah, yes. Silly me :D
 

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