Wightsparker
LE
Useful material for schoolboys. Proof that washing is bad for your health.....
Straightforward Crap Jokes! - The "I'll get me coat" Collection.
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Useful material for schoolboys. Proof that washing is bad for your health.....
wrinklyone
LE
tiredoldhorse
Old-Salt
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine …
Big mistake
Do not tickle someone with diarrhoea
Big mistake
Do not tickle someone with diarrhoea
eyehave
LE
In space a steak is meateor
eyehave
LE
When you’re walking down
the lane and feel a sudden pain
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhoea diarrhoea
It comes out your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
It isn’t very funny when it
comes out runny
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
For the drivers:
When you're selecting first
and your pants begin to burst
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're changing into two
and your pants are filled with goo
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're changing into third
and you feel a greasy turd
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're driving into home
and your pants are filled with foam
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
the lane and feel a sudden pain
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhoea diarrhoea
It comes out your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
It isn’t very funny when it
comes out runny
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
For the drivers:
When you're selecting first
and your pants begin to burst
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're changing into two
and your pants are filled with goo
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're changing into third
and you feel a greasy turd
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're driving into home
and your pants are filled with foam
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
AdminVortex
LE
I first heard that at boarding school in the 80's. It was funny then, and it's funny now, so I've given you a 'funny' not an 'old'.
WolvoExPunk
LE
Didn't the kids sing that in the Poltergeist movie? Think the mom told them off.
Unremarkable
LE
I'm not surprised; haven't you seen the horns on those beasts?
Unremarkable
LE
But who wants to eat in a steakhouse there? No atmosphere!
eyehave
LE
It’s OK if you have a party,
But you’ve got to planet
tiredoldhorse
Old-Salt
What has one finger and is very demanding?
A ransom note
A ransom note
Unremarkable
LE
Not a comet as you are affair, then.
Don't forget a heated cushion, or you might get a case of asteroids...
dragon825
War Hero
I got stung by a bee yesterday......charged me £20 for a jar of honey
eyehave
LE
My piles are just swell
tiredoldhorse
Old-Salt
My parrot broke its leg today, so I made it a splint using a matchstick.
You should have seen its little face light up when it tried to walk.
You should have seen its little face light up when it tried to walk.
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.
Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.
She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.
Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.
Unremarkable
LE
Two cannibals sat eating a comedian.
One said: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other replied: "Hmm. Well don't throw away the bones; I want to make a laughing stock".
One said: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other replied: "Hmm. Well don't throw away the bones; I want to make a laughing stock".
