Straightforward Crap Jokes! - The "I'll get me coat" Collection.

I watched a series about cooking steaks, but it wasn't very good.

There was only one season.
So Nicolas Sarközy is going to serve his time as a prisoner in his own home....

A bit like the French did from 1940-1944.


Are you being ironic? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo, but you can in a bison (with a black country accent)
Fixed. Black country, a small enclave in the west midlands. North east of Birmingham, which itself has its own incomprehensible dialect. As does the Gornal area, all three in the west midlands. Three distinct different dialects.
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read posts #2493-4, all will be explained.
I know. It’s one of the first jokes I recollect being told. My London born maternal uncle used it to take the piss out of my Dudley born father 50+ years ago.

My father didn’t have a particularly noticeable Black Country accent (I think he hid it) but his cousins washed their hands in a bison right up until they died.

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