Straightforward Crap Jokes! - The "I'll get me coat" Collection.

ancienturion

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Please stop, I’m walking on shells and it’s not white or a yoke

If you pull the yolk out it's bound to be all white.
 
Traveling through deepest, darkest Africa with my manservant Jeeves, we broke into a clearing.

There were broken eggshells everywhere. “this was obviously the work of poachers” I said.
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer
I told my wife I'm not ready to be a father.
"Are you ******* kidding me?", she screamed.

"Would you want to raise that?" I said to the midwife.
 
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom
Notwithstanding the funny I gave you my 1970s primary school have just rung and asked for their joke back.
 

Dwarf

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