Straight rights march

#1
I'm sure this is going to upset somebody, but here goes..

Is it about time that there was a straight rights day in Brighton?

Average floats. hosted by average people. maybe the RAF would like to try recruiting some straight people (well some of them have to be straight, don't they??)

Speaches by famous straight people from showbiz like, um, err (ok I have not thought this through very far)

Any suggestions on a date/time/attractions/guest speakers?
 
#3
You could also have MOWO (Music Of White Origin) awards in the evening for things like: Best Morris Dance Track, Shortest Unfinished Symphoney and most unpopular Christian Church Rock Band.
 
#5
Maybe you could have a "smokers only" float, and the whole thing could be policed by members of the White Police Association.
And as Christmas is coming, you could have Nativity float....no wait ..I've gone too far now.
 
#6
Policed by coppers including members of the "National White Police Association" and with banners proclaiming that some people actually enjoy eating animal products
 
#11
zxninerpilot said:
I know someone who could knock up some quintessentially English tea and scones. And how about a real ale tent to promote irresponsible drinking?
Perhaps a few closets just incase some drink too much and get carried away with all the male bonding :roll:
 
#12
a_nony_mouse said:
zxninerpilot said:
I know someone who could knock up some quintessentially English tea and scones. And how about a real ale tent to promote irresponsible drinking?
Perhaps a few closets just incase some drink too much and get carried away with all the male bonding :roll:
No, that would be gay. Closets would be useful for the heteros to get into, rather than out of.
 
#13
theoriginalphantom said:
I'm sure this is going to upset somebody, but here goes..

Is it about time that there was a straight rights day in Brighton?

Average floats. hosted by average people. maybe the RAF would like to try recruiting some straight people (well some of them have to be straight, don't they??)

Speaches by famous straight people from showbiz like, um, err (ok I have not thought this through very far)

Any suggestions on a date/time/attractions/guest speakers?
Feck....More crab baiting! 8O It's the Navy that's queer,not us RAF!! :twisted:
 

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#14
We could have a float for Tax payers who were born in this country handing out flyers written only in English. The parade route would have to be straight up the middle of the road of course.
 

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#15
Counter-Bluffer-Ops said:
......and pointedly ignore any question about conducting a H & S assessment. And while we're at it, we could burn some council diversity plans.
Not so sure about this one CBO what about if someone got hurt? I mean who would supervise the safe burning of the plans.............
 
#17
JINGO said:
Counter-Bluffer-Ops said:
......and pointedly ignore any question about conducting a H & S assessment. And while we're at it, we could burn some council diversity plans.
Not so sure about this one CBO what about if someone got hurt? I mean who would supervise the safe burning of the plans.............
Good point.

Actually you've got me thinking equal ops now - we could insist on the attendance of homosexual or transgendered council employees (not the firemen this time) and force them to hand out advice on heterosexuality.
 
#18
What about a float for English people with jobs - alright, a bicycle for them. What about a float for 'honest joe public', or a float for white heterosexual ferret breeders. we have radio times and gay times, what about straight (hard) times. All the puffs, chavs, benefit cheats etc could have some hard cheese with some sour grapes.

The Tony Bliar fan club is meeting in the telephone box at the end of my road, tomorrow night and fat Harry is going.

Nurse !!
 
#19
Oh come now, boys - the reason gay pride events are so popular is partly because they give thousands of women the chance to collectively cream themselves at the sight of acres of well look-after male flesh, in fashionable clothing, smelling nice and lacking an aura of aggression. Couple that with cutting-edge music that the straights won't be listening to until 2 years after it has become passe on the scene, imaginative sub-events, avant-garde film and art and you have an event that anyone in their right-mind would want to get pissed at. Not to mention all the bum-love and hand-jobs from people who actually know what they're doing.

In contrast, a straight pride march would consist of men with bad hair-cuts, ill-fitting t-shirts that went out of fashion 3 years ago and appallingly bad shoes, drinking shite, standing in the corner afraid of the girlies and watching their world collapse. Where's the fun in that? The cultural equivalent of a trolley full of argos toasters.

I'm off to go cruising by the canal :wink:
 

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