Straight men posing as lesbians

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, May 9, 2013.

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  1. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Ah, like the 'What not to wear on dress-down days' photo story the other week. Pure dross.
  2. They seem to be trying very hard to get down to The Daily Mail level.And they think people are willing to pay for this rubbish?
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  3. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Don't... just don't. If that's our future we should just give up now.
  4. Sounds eerily like ARRSE.
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  5. Why are straight men posing as gay women?

    Erm, to try and get a shag? The massively obvious and only answer.

    Only a woman could ask such a stupid bloody question.
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  6. Ah, it's all bcoming clearly now . . . :)

    Is Flashy that ugly?
  7. I may have spotted the flaw in your plan...
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  8. Or wanking off to birds talking about clit rubbing, finger fucking, squirting and the finer art of deep cunnilingus?
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  9. I know a woman who runs a sex site, (wife swapping, group sex etc), she says the males who pose as lesbians do so in the hope of receiving explicit e mails they can then have a wank over. She's quite an expert in this matter.
    This may explain the reason behind the Telegraph article.
    That said the standard of journalism in the Telegraph is declining with every day, as is the spelling and punctuation of the so called journalists. I don't know what the Barclay brothers are hoping to achieve with this, those that buy the Sun are unlikely to switch to the Telegraph.
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  10. I know a few lezzerbeans, half decent looking ones too. No dungarees in sight. All enjoy a good length of the meaty rapier from time to time, and there's no harm in chancing your arm. God, after all, loves a trier.
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  11. No, he loves a Liar. He's just been misheard
  12. Given their estimated wealth of £2.3bn,I doubt they are too worried.
  13. Presumably they wish their assets to gain in value not drop. I do wonder though if they read their own paper. Be interesting to know if the readership figures are going up or down.
  14. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Fixed, no charge, yada yada.