- Wear 3/4 length trousers. When women wear them, they're called pedal pushers. They're bloody gay. Nuff said.
- Wear thumb rings. Think you're a bit edgy do you? A bit left-field? In touch with your feminine side? You utter wankah! Come out of the closet, get yourself a boyfriend and stop wasting your girlfriend's life.
- Wear shorts and a vest 365 days of the year in order to show off their shite tribal tattoos and their guns. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.
- Spend several hours a day, every day, cleaning the house to a condition that would shame Aggie & Kim to the point where they felt like a pair of lazy sluts and wanted to slit their wrists. What are you hiding from?