Straight men don't....

#1
  1. Wear 3/4 length trousers. When women wear them, they're called pedal pushers. They're bloody gay. Nuff said.
  2. Wear thumb rings. Think you're a bit edgy do you? A bit left-field? In touch with your feminine side? You utter wankah! Come out of the closet, get yourself a boyfriend and stop wasting your girlfriend's life.
  3. Wear shorts and a vest 365 days of the year in order to show off their shite tribal tattoos and their guns. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.
  4. Spend several hours a day, every day, cleaning the house to a condition that would shame Aggie & Kim to the point where they felt like a pair of lazy sluts and wanted to slit their wrists. What are you hiding from?
 
#4
Been hanging around in the gay village again havent you Arthur?

If you don't like the gayers then why do you keep going down there?
 
#5
Arthur "Two sheds" Jackson;4301872 said:
  1. Wear 3/4 length trousers. When women wear them, they're called pedal pushers. They're bloody gay. Nuff said.
  2. Wear thumb rings. Think you're a bit edgy do you? A bit left-field? In touch with your feminine side? You utter wankah! Come out of the closet, get yourself a boyfriend and stop wasting your girlfriend's life.
  3. Wear shorts and a vest 365 days of the year in order to show off their shite tribal tattoos and their guns. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.
  4. Spend several hours a day, every day, cleaning the house to a condition that would shame Aggie & Kim to the point where they felt like a pair of lazy sluts and wanted to slit their wrists. What are you hiding from?
Fuck off you dull cunt!
 
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#6
I exfoliated once when bored in the bath. Yet, somehow my overwhelming preference remains for fanny.
 
#8
Straight men don't usually rub one out over cock-dripping, moist Thai-Lady Boys!

Does that mean I'm not straight?






No..... wait....
 
#11
Straight men don't do bend(er)s
 
#13
Steal the punchline.
 
#19
Arthur "Two sheds" Jackson;4301872 said:
  1. Wear 3/4 length trousers. When women wear them, they're called pedal pushers. They're bloody gay. Nuff said.
  2. Wear thumb rings. Think you're a bit edgy do you? A bit left-field? In touch with your feminine side? You utter wankah! Come out of the closet, get yourself a boyfriend and stop wasting your girlfriend's life.
  3. Wear shorts and a vest 365 days of the year in order to show off their shite tribal tattoos and their guns. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.
  4. Spend several hours a day, every day, cleaning the house to a condition that would shame Aggie & Kim to the point where they felt like a pair of lazy sluts and wanted to slit their wrists. What are you hiding from?
Stay off the meths you dull git

Edited as not in Naafi, bugger!!
 
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