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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by alwayssmiley, Oct 24, 2008.

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  1. Man driving down road.
    Woman driving up same road.
    They pass each other.
    The woman yells out the window, PIG!
    Man yells back, BITCH!
    Man rounds next curve.
    Crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies.
    Thought For the Day: If only men would listen!
     
  2. Sorry? Come again? Didn't catch that?

    More to the point.....what are you doing out of the fcuking kitchen...unless you're here to suck me off?
     
  3. i thought it was funny!!!lol
     

  4. I thought It was abit toss to be honest.


    Now let me fist you.
     
  5. Me fuckstarting your face would be funny ;)
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Purchased!!!! She gives it away free!
     
  7. and this is why i love friday afternoons
    :lol:
     
  8. Told rather better by Frank Muir "I was driving the Lagonda.......woman shouted "PIG!!" and I thought, well, really! rounded the corner and struck a pig!"

    God I'm getting old...
     
  9. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus wench, you are proof that if you lot didn't have a snatch we'd be chucking rocks at you or hunting you to extinction.
     
  10. you know its true!
     
  11. I've got nothing relevent to say but I just wanted my name on here before it got holed.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Yeah, but Smudge was funnier... splitarse!!!
     
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Man gets home from work to find his wife watching TV.
    "What have I fcuking told you bitch! get in the cunting kitchin you whore"
    Followed by a swift right hook.

    You know it's true.
     

  14. Now I ask you, what sort of fookwit builds a shanty right next to a fookin huge hole like that?
     
  15. you know its NOT!