Area 1 to 4 are the places most likely to discover new and terrifying forms of 'life'....
I thought Paul was a documentary?Don't tell anyone buuuuut, allegedly the really interesting stuff done at Area 51 stopped some years ago and was moved to a location in Colorado. This was done because since the 80's there has been so much interest shown in what is going on at Area 51.
Accessability: Area 51 is out in the middle of ab...so...fecking...lootly nowhere. The staff who work there are shuttled in and out every day on a fleet of Govt airliners collecting and dropping them off at a dedicated terminal in McCarran Intl. Airport, Las Vegas, Nevada.
Approachability: It's the desert FFS, lots of open flat bits you would stand out like a huge zit on the end of your nose. If you have not seen it watch the film 'Paul' with Simon Pegg, that was filmed in the area and will give an idea of the landscape.
The Colorado location has been cleaned out as well and its all been consolidated at Area 56 which is in....... oh wait can't say or the alarm they put in my ass is going to go off.Don't tell anyone buuuuut, allegedly the really interesting stuff done at Area 51 stopped some years ago and was moved to a location in Colorado. This was done because since the 80's there has been so much interest shown in what is going on at Area 51.
Ah yes. Either:Aliens. Beings who can traverse interstellar distances yet can't build a CAT, MRI, or equivalent scanner? I don't think so.
You may not remember the other 13 times it has been done due to the part I underlined. Men in Black are watching.This is it sheeple, finally the time has come to storm Area 51 and learn all them secrets , everyone knows there's aliens , the fake moon landing film set, flying saucers, , free energy magnets, a mind erasing ray, the ark of the Covenant in a crate in a warehouse ( might have seen that in a film though ) and the plans for the Ronco Veg O Matic ® which can only have come from alien technology, they cant shoot us all !
Can they ?
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What do you think we will find in there ?