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A woman went to a customer service counter and tells
the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought
because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in
front a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he
can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again,
the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"
And doing so draws and even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads

"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES
PINCHED WHEN I'm being SCREWED!!"
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