stopping Bird Flu Reaching UK

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Fones_4_Me, Feb 16, 2006.

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  1. Well the soloution is quite simple really... Because us Squaddies have nothing to do in between tours.......
    why not have Regiments/Battalions work on a rotation basis, to stag on around our countries coasts and shoot any migrating birds on their way in! That way bird flu aint ever gonna get to us is it!?
    I mean any one else think of a better way to employ us?
  2. I say just ask the navy to open the hatchs and launch a few nukes, destroy france, wipeing out burd flu and the French at the same time!
  3. Top idea that - eradicate the french problem and bird flu in one fowl swoop - can i ask that hastings gets the same treatmentjust in case there are one or two possible carriers there.