STOP PRESS: Real Culprits for 9/11 Identified!

After years of investigations, it has been confirmed that it was not Muslim terrorists who attacked the twin towers but two Irishmen fitting new doors on the 44th floor. One of the doors would not fit so Mick told Sean to "fetch a plane and take a bit off the top!!"

Hat, coat and Taxi please! :twisted:
Hat, coat, taxi indeed - that joke's about 9 years old!

And there's now a thread going called 'no new jokes' to prevent you hitting the submit button without thinking it thro..... oh dear!

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