I am a West Indian guy and have just completed 22 years in the RMP, (I still remember the SLR), and have retired to Bootle, Merseyside. I have been reading this site and have come to the conclusion that you guys pick on Liverpudleans way too much. When I lived in Surrey, my shed was always getting broken into, but this has not happened once in Liverpool. I find them hard working and honest in all their dealings. I think you all envy their sense of humour and musical talent. Stop picking on scousers!