Those little bloody icons in people sigs which try to tell me that whoever has them is extremely clever because they apparently know my IP address and ISP, well, you don't. You know my firewalls IP address and to tell me that my isp is .ac.uk is about as descriptive as saying that you can recognise a dog because it has ears. They even get my browser wrong! Please stop using them as you are only embarrassing yourself. It's like that episode of the Simpsonâs where Homer makes the ultimate web sit but nicking all the animated gifs he can find and putting them all in one place. They are the chav cars of web traffic. They supposedly look nice but have no substance whatsoever.