The 12 pints of Caffreys , tandoori chicken and 4 sweet ciders one I did .the fumes from which blistered the varnish off the bog door doesnt appear to be listed .
Should have stuck it in a tupperware and posted it to the Poo Guru calling it the VX Panscorcher!
There is one important poo that is missing from the list and that is the one that comes out easy enough and although mildly satisfying is a b1tch to get off the anal walls and hairs!
This is that black sticky tarry jobbie that no amount of wiping will get off ones piece. It is the one poo in all the world that destroys the paper of numerous wipes with the ever-attendant risk of the 'finger-plant'.
The sort of poo that comes from the very depths of hell itself (the inside of my arrse).
I have met this poo and have live to tell the tale, but it has scarred me, wounded me and made me tremor every time I am called upon to visit Gods portal.