Stones allowed back to Blackpool

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Suddick, Mar 27, 2008.

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  1. I wonder if they noticed that they weren't being invited to headline the summer season at the end of the pier. At least if they play there again, Keef will be able to get some cheap skag from the local junkies.

    We hadn't really noticed
     
  2. They could marvel at the many wonderful sights of Blackpool
    The Illuminations-only really any good if you`ve never seen electricity.
    Trams-state of the art in about 1930
    A half sunk abandoned ship on the beach.
    Some of the crappiest lap-dancers and low rent junkie whores in the country.

    I can see them rushing to cancel the next Rio gig for the dubious delights of Bloomfield Road
     
  3. Got the gaff down to a tee :D

    No wonder a certain deprived MOD resides there! :D :D





    Cheers N_W.
     
  4. The Nolan sisters will never give up their time honoured role at Blackpools number one "night spot". Its sods law isnt it , a ship washes up on the beach and the only thing to come ashore was soggy jaffa cakes, so much for whisky galore !

    No super casino, No party conferences anymore (thanks labour,from your heartland) even the footy grounds only got two sides to it. The beach is a mess the donkeys have Human rights and a working hours directive, more immigrants, junkies and pissed up jocks than i can ever remember. AAAAAAH no wonder im emigrating to the gold coast !