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Stomach Pains

A woman goes to the doctor with strange stomach pains.
After a thorough examination, he says "I hope you're ready for lots of mood swings, sleepless nights, crying and nappy changing"
"Why?" she asks, "Am I pregnant?"
"No" replies the doctor "You've got bowel cancer"

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