Stolen Mitsubishi Shogun

Discussion in 'Cars, Bikes 'n AFVs' started by terroratthepicnic, Aug 29, 2012.

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  1. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    Someone I know has had there motor stolen from Dunsfold, near Godalming, Monday night.

    It's a dark green Mitsubishi Shogun with black wheels. Reg: N503 WWP.

    Destinguishing marks: Spayed gloss black steel wheels. Dent in Passenger front door. Spare wheel is white with cheap cover.

    This is just a shout out for guy's to keep an eye out for it. Local plod are on the case, but more eyes on the better.

    Cheers
     
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    I would imagine it would be a good idea to follow the smell of freshly layed tarmac and fake tan mate.
     
  3. I'll get on it right away. I'll be patrolling the area 24 hrs a day. I'll PM you if I find anything :roll:
     
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    I'll meet you out front in ten on my Raleigh Burner!
     
  5. Too late: either the pikey ***** have it, in which case the police will be too scared to go and get it for you, or it is in a container bound for Nigeria. Unlucky.

    I'll spend the next 5 minutes looking out of my living room windows to see if it drives past (in Budapest). If I see S.Seagull I'll invite him in for a donut and a coffee.
     
  6. Keep an eye on ebay...
     
  7. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    My lasting memory of Budapest two years ago is dog shit, beggars and whores outside the railway station, impersonating the word 'Oktagon' on the underground, more dog shit and a severe case of non-sighting of Eve Angel, my favourite Hungarian porn star, like, ever.
     
  8. I don't like to mock those afflicted by mental retardation, but all you had to do was wander over to a bar called Sandokan and you would probably have seen her 3 nights out of 5: she owns the place along with (edited to correct) Michelle Wild.
     
  9. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    You're kidding. ****. Next time I'm there then!