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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?

Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
Sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a STOCKBROKER . This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Funnee lol :lol:

Although - going by the 'software teams' on my site - Husband No.2 should read

"He said he knew how it functioned, but when he came to using it - knew absolutely fcuk all. Call other so-called engineers who then told me he can do it instead but it would take a couple weeks for a 2 minute job..."

Ok I'm finished now :roll: :D :lol:

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