Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stoatman, Nov 12, 2004.

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  1. A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
    husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
    be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

    What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
    married ten times?

    Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
    great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
    was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
    to me.

    Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
    order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
    three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

    Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
    wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    Sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss

    But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

    "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
    "You're a STOCKBROKER . This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
  2. Funnee lol :lol:

    Although - going by the 'software teams' on my site - Husband No.2 should read

    "He said he knew how it functioned, but when he came to using it - knew absolutely fcuk all. Call other so-called engineers who then told me he can do it instead but it would take a couple weeks for a 2 minute job..."

    Ok I'm finished now :roll: :D :lol: