Stobart back, again!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arters, May 17, 2011.

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  1. I see that the Stobbie Leprechauns will be gracing TV screens again.
    We will be able to marvel at their skills as LGV Drivers, dress sense and thorough professionalism - Wankers.

    I asked our Owner if we can name our Trucks, his answer was:-

    "If you think I'm having my 1500 wagons driving round the country with 'ARSE BANDIT' plastered on the front grill, you're very much mistaken"

    He is a spoil sport but I like him really.

    Truck on, or should it be Truck off.....!
  2. I didn't realise there were 1500 Mr Whippy vans about
  3. Yeah, sell a lot of 99's but don't go in for the jingly jangly crap.
  4. Is he back from the dead?
  5. Dead? ....that was a rumour started by Prestons, they want the Tesco contract, see!
  6. Oh well never mind theres 999 other channels to choose from.

  7. Dead!, who,s dead then?
  8. Me!
    Well, from the neck up, that is!