STI's on the rise

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    BBC News - Almost 500,000 new sex infections in UK last year (c) Auntie

    It would appear that there are some hotspots Hackney, Lambeth, Southwark, Hammersmith and Fulham, Islington, Haringey, Wandsworth, Tower Hamlets, Westminster, and Brighton and Hove.

    So avoid London and Brighton, and make regular purchases from the London Rubber Company would appear to be the message of the day.
     
  2. Hackney, Lambeth, Southwark, Hammersmith and Fulham, Islington, Haringey, Wandsworth, Tower Hamlets, Westminster, and Brighton and Hove.

    Moral of the story is 'don't bareback poor people'.
     
  3. massarge

    massarge Old-Salt

    Who would seriously bareback anyone in Brighton? Most of the birds have cocks.
     
  4. Chris1994

    Chris1994 Old-Salt

    hahahhaaa

    on a side note i was talking with some lads the other day about what if you caught an STI whilst in the army do you get medicaly discharged?
     
  5. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest

    You'll certainly get a 'discharge'. Maybe just not the one which you were expecting.
     
  6. Chris1994

    Chris1994 Old-Salt

    i knew that joke was comming
     
  7. StrainOfCommand

    StrainOfCommand Old-Salt

    Big_(th)rob's been up to his old tricks again then, has he?
     
  8. Manley

    Manley LE

    Stay clear of the diseased raddled little sluts, and the shirt lifters, here endeth the lesson, go in peace.
     
  9. llech

    llech LE

    People aged 50+ are they biggest growing peer group that are getting Chlamidya, your assuming that STI's are the preserve of 16-30 yr olds aren't you?
     
  10. swansea84

    swansea84 Old-Salt

    **** i didnt know granny's get it better get a check up.
     
  11. dingerr

    dingerr LE

    Ah, at least i'm immune from STIs. But i'm sure a little bit of cock rot never hurt anybody!
     
  12. swansea84

    swansea84 Old-Salt

    Yeah i heard you cant catch it twice.
     
  13. llech

    llech LE

    You were immune with contraceptive looks!!;-)
     
  14. dingerr

    dingerr LE

    I can't even catch it once. 8-O
     
  15. llech

    llech LE

    You haven't even got an ******** left to get bummed?