Stirring another mans porridge

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by crabby, Sep 11, 2008.

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  1. Have done

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  2. Would do

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  3. Open to the idea

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  4. I like my c*ck too much, no thanks

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  1. Have you?

    Would you?

    Personally I'm too hetro, but you can put a price on anything!
  2. Been there, done that. Hey, I was young, she was up for it, I had a hard on and it was my turn. What can I say?
  3. thats why ya always gotta be first
  4. It was gang rape mate. I was operating the camera.
  5. Put it on youtube yet?

    I honestly can't think of many things worse than sticking my fella into some other cnut's sperm. There is worse, but still.
  6. it's WRONG. On so many levels. end of.
  7. nonsense. It's what whores, stag dos and condoms are all for.
  8. My niece prefers a cocktail of semen and bumjuice. But it's not about her.
  9. I was once at a gang bang, I ended up going last when they changed the rules....

    "Rather than jizzing on her, you have to lick her out"

    Salty bliss.
  10. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

  11. I always thought that it was only sociably acceptable if the gent that went before you helps to lick you clean afterwards? Well that's what my grandad always said.
  12. I suspect a lot more people have done that than either know about it or care to admit
  13. Gosh no.

    I only ever have sex with virgins.
  14. DAMN....thought it was down to my superb technique,......bitch!!!!
  15. Just ask 'Jellyhead' from 3 AFA (Christmas 1989) about 'JB' and the rumours about him being bloke number 13* (or so, no one was keeping exact numbers) as I'm lead to believe he knows all about that**.


    **according to 'inside' sources (as opposed to inside sauces)

    our reporter made his excuses and left.. etc etc.