Stinky piss?

#6
Ziiss in n indicatzion of zer fakt zat ihr pisz has turned to somezing elze and zat ihr kidnees sint about to explodde, nicht warr?

Du should be sehr afraid undt nicht fergessen to pronounce zur r in afraid viz zur glottal back of ze sroat sound. Also!

Zat vil be zwanzig guineas bitte.

Danke.
 
#7
For a delicate sniff of a stinky piss, have a feed of asparagus:

An amazing root configuration, of that very plant.

Is it Jesus ?
 

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#8
That made me do a Muttley when I read it.

Imagine the blank expressions I just got when I explained what I was laughing at.
 
#9
Best case - just something you ate. Worst case - your gonna die of a horrible flesh eating infection. Have you been going bareback on severely tanned tarts again?
 
#10
Does it smell sugary? Perhaps like sugar puffs? If so, congratulations, you have diabetes!
 
#12
Poof. Got to be rum and pickled fish flushing meaty chunks out of your plumbing if you want this lot to feel sorry for you.
 
#13
Lets see. You eat food shaped like a cock and you think you are straight. I have one word for you - denial!
 
#14
Only 1 in 4 people can smell "asparagus piss" odour.

Every one else just wonders what you are going on about.

Useless fact #241 in a never ending series.
 
#16
I think we have a winner.That is the asparagus bit,not the turning homosexual bit obviously.
Vere ist minem zwanzig guineas? Minem rechtsanwalts vill be contakting ze.

Arschloch
 
#17
My piss is the colour of dark Navy rum and smells like vintage pub carpet left out in the sun.

Doctor did all the tests and tells me I'm fine.
 
#18
My piss is the colour of dark Navy rum and smells like vintage pub carpet left out in the sun.

Doctor did all the tests and tells me I'm fine.
Was it a Witch Doctor in Haiti that said that? I'd get a second opinion if I was you.

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#20
I had a medical last month and there was huge consternation about a liver enzyme spike and I had to come back and speak to the doctor. The spike was 34 somethings and it should have been 32 somethings. Doctor warned me that if the spike had been 74 somethings I would need to start finding out why,

that'll be 200 quid.
 

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