Whatever happened to the British worldwide reputation for stoicism?
I believe the rot set in with the media-hyped burst of grieving for Diana, and we've gone bloody downhill from there.
There was a time when you shut up and just did your job to the best of your ability. The occasional "OK" or even "Not bad" was all we needed, plus of course repeated "No, not good enough, do it again"
Now we are expected to stand outside our homes and clap the chaps and chappesses (other genders for the seriously confused are available) of the NHS.
Bollocks. They're just doing their jobs. Under difficult circumstances I will admit, but did all the people stand outside and clap when the task force returned from OP Corporate?
What about the other workers who carry on and keep the nation chugging along,
Police
Delivery personnel
Shop staff
Waste collectors
Porn actors
Sewage Workers
In a show of support for these last two, I propose the following.
A Nationwide **** at 7pm on a Friday
followed by
A Nationwide crap at 9pm on the Friday.
Don't forget to wash your hands thoroughly after both.