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STICKING UP FOR STABS

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Had a stab attached to us for Op Telic. Cracking lad, called John from London. Fantastic sense of humour, if strangely warped at times.
Woke me up for stag whilst sitting on my chest and whispering "shhh, it's only a dream" while stroking my face and making jerking movements on my chest. Thought I was strange ( I once give a whore in Belize a ring dhobie) but he took the biscuit.
You see, not all stabs are wan***s!!
Just extremely gay!
 

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